This is Lou Turner's picture, photo shopped to fluff the hair and reduce the wrinkles.  Lou has served as president, vice president, anthology editor, book seller, and web editor for Ozarks Writers League for many years. She lives in St. Charles, MO with her husband, Squeak, her son, Josh, her mother, Claudia, her Sheltie, Maxie Doodle, and her new little rescue dog, Minnie Main Street. Her life is hectic and fun. Currently she is working at her new publishing business, High Hill Press, teaching writing at the Cultural Arts Center near her home, and writing a book about her family. It's called The Miracles Save the World. Did I mention that the book is about Holy Roller Vampire and Demon slayers? Ask her about the research.  She says Grandma will be rolling over in her grave. But she'll no doubt be doing it while laughing.